Interview #1 (with thanks to Megan Kearney for the original idea)
Sisters Niji and Ningyo Amasa are sitting in their
interview room, waiting for their interviewees, Butch and vCassidy. Ningyo is on her chair, blowing bubbles, and Niji is
draped across a chair, checking her watch every 5 seconds.)
Niji: We should be starting now! Where are they??!!
Ningyo: *blowing bubbles, smiling sweetly* Who?
Niji:*Sweatdrop* BUTCH and CASSIDY!!!
Ningyo: Oh! Hee hee!
*door opens, in walk the two team rocket members*
Butch: We're here!
Niji: Duh.
Cassidy: It's so great to be reckognized on your first interview
as the best!
Ningyo: We couldn't get anyone but you! Not even Jessie and
James. Though, your even cuter than James, Butch!
*cassidy fumes*
Niji: Thats right, kind of. Well, let's get started. So,
cassidy, you've been asked this before, but...
Cassidy: Ahh, yes, my stunning beauty and fabulous personality,
I'm glad you noticed necause most people just ask me about
my...
Niji: Hair. Yeah, what's WITH that?
Cassidy: UGH! I LIKE IT THIS WAY, OK!
*turns to wall and sobs*
Niji: Jeesh, touchy.
Ningyo: Butch, you wanna go out with me?
Niji: *elbows Ningyo, whispering* Thats not the question!
Butch: Well, I dunno... *pulls out mirroir from who-knows-where
to check his reflection* I'm to good looking for you. Besides,
I'm already involved.
Ningyo: What, with yourself? I take it back. James is way cuter
than you! *whines*Ni-ji-i-i, I want James on the
interview.
Niji: Oh, be quiet you!
Butch: Do you have anything that i can steal?
Cassidy: Butch, you promised...
Niji: no, not you!
Ningyo: Maybe James. He could steal whatever he wants!
Niji: No he cant!
Butch: Oh, poo you! I wanna steal something!!!!!!!!
Cassidy: no you don't, Butch. Thats not what we do, right?
Ningyo: i'm confused now.
Niji: Aren't you always? Now come on, We should start the
interview!!!!
Ningyo: In-ter-vi-ew! What a funny word!
Niji: *slaps Ningyo* Shuddup.
Butch: She's got some kind problem, right?
Cassidy: She must
Ningyo: I'm am insulted.
Niji:She just had a bit too much sugar, as usual.
Ningyo: I think I was dropped when I was small.
Niji:*sarcasticly* Now youre sure now.
Cassidy: Im sure. Hey, Ningyo, tell me the difference between a
snickers bar and acid.
Ningyo: Easy! You can only eat one... wait, no, thats wrong.
Niji, remember that time when I was little and..
. Niji: *groans* I remember that all too well.
Cassidy: oh well So, earlier I was talking about my stunning
personality and gourgeous smile, and I bet you want to know
my beauty secrets, don't you!
Niji: I'd rather take beauty advice from Jessie.
Cassidy: That cow! Ugh, she is the most anoying little*starts
muttering under her breath*
Ningyo: So Butch, why are you so dumb?
Butch: ME! Dumb? I think you have the wrong member of team
rocke... of team rockin Butch and Cassidy... James is the
one you should be calling dumb! He can't cook, cant steal,
cant even train a good pokemon, foils all my best
schemes and he cross dresses and looks like a girl when he does!
And whats with that rose he always carries?
Niji: We get the idea! Ok...
Ningyo: *fuming* HOW DaRE YOU CALl MY JaMES DUmB! You OTTA BE
SenT To JAiL!!!!
Ningyo pounces on Butch and starts kicking, wrenching, pulling
his hair, biting, puching and doind as much damage
possible to him.
Ningyo: AND HE DOESNT CROSS DRESS!
Niji: Oh, well. Cassidy, do you ...
Cassidy still mumbling incoherently suddenly snaps and launches
herself onto Niji.
Niji: OW!!
Butch stands up, pulling Cassidy with him and they run out of
the room. Im a couples of minutes, the Amasa sisters
realize they are fighting each other and sit down, calmy, to
discuss the first interview.
END INTERVIEW