New Arrivals
By Charm

note: this is what you get when u get me hyper, bored, and tired, all at the same time... and i write somethin... and its named "New Arrivals" cuz its their first time here... dont understand? jus' read...


Charm/narrator

Jessie

James

Meowth

Butch

Cassidy

Ash

Misty

Brock

Myamoto

DEATH



CHARM is NARRATOR!

where are we?

TEAM ROCKET is in a POKéBATTLE!

wheres dat?

POKéBATTLE is uh... uh... i'll get bak ta ya on that one...

POKéBATTLE: A parody of the pokémon world.

TEAM ROCKET is WALKING!

of corse we are... see???

JAMES runs into TREE!

owie...

what did you do that for?

since when did trees put 'emselves in da middle of da road!?!

NARRATOR doesnt need to be TOLD see

Enemy TREE is angry!

Enemy TREE wants to fight!

but i wanna donut!

if JAMES wins JAMES gets a DONUT!

Enemy TREE sends out TREE!

go weezing!

go arbok!

JAMES sends out WEEZING!

JESSIE sends out ARBOK!

since when did trees fight?

JAMES is confused!

it hurt itself in its confusion!

owie! stop it!

WEEZING STOPS!

arbok poison sting!

ARBOK misses!

Enemy TREE uses BRANCH!

BRANCH hits ARBOK!

its not very effective...

smoke screen!

WEEZING uses SMOKE SCREEN

WEEZING creates a SCREEN of SMOKE!

Enemy TREE cant see!

YES!

JAMES cant see!

doh...

JESSIE cant see!

MEOWTH cant see!

ARBOK cant see!

WEEZING cant see!

arbok! bite the tree!

ARBOK used BITE!

ARBOK bit TREE 2!

TREE 2 is renamed to T2!

T2 fainted!

ARBOK gained 500 exp!

weezing *koffs a lot*

WEEZING KOFFED!

its super effective!

Enemy TREE fainted!

WEEZING gained 550 exp!

what about my donut?

JAMES gets a DONUT!

dat was stwange

lets go get that pikachu

TEAM ROCKET walks past LAKE!

we know already!

NARRATOR says the PEOPLE reading this doesnt!

people are reading this?

NARRATOR says yes!

Jessie! im confused!

JAMES is confused!

it hurt itself in its confusion!

owie! stop already!

TEAM ROCKET goes around SHRINE!

a shrine? ta what?

SHRINE is SHRINE TO TEAM ROCKET!

SHRINE TO TEAM ROCKET is renamed to STTR!

lets go in!

TEAM ROCKET goes in!

TEAM TWERP appears behind them!

huh?

TEAM ROCKET turns around!

oh no! its Team Rocket agen!

Prepare For Trouble!

Make it Double!

To Protect The World From Devastation!

To Unite All Peoples Within Out Nation!

To Denounce The Evils Of Truth And Love!

To Extend Our Reach To The Stars Above!

Jessie!

James!

Team Rocket Blasts Off At The Speed Of Light!

Surrender Now Or Prepare To Fight!

Meowth! Dats Right!

NARRATOR applauds TEAM ROCKET!

tank yas

MEOWTH bows!

TEAM TWERP wants to fight!

go pikachu

go starmie

go onix

go weezing

go arbok

Enemy ASH sends out PIKACHU

what??? im not the bad guy!

Enemy ASH is confused!

it hurts itself in its confusion!

Enemy MISTY sends out STARMIE!

PSYDUCK comes out instead!

stupid psyduck...

Enemy BROCK sends out ONIX!

JAMES sent out WEEZING!

JESSIE sends out ARBOK!

ONIX joins TEAM ROCKET!

go geodude!

Enemy BROCK sends out GEODUDE!

GEODUDE joins TEAM ROCKET!

go zubat!

Enemy BROCK sends out ZUBAT!

ZUBAT joins TEAM ROCKET!

Enemy BROCK is frustrated!

go vulpix!

Enemy BROCK sends out VULPIX!

VULPIX joins TEAM ROCKET!

may as well join 'em... return geodude, zubat, vulpix

BROCK joins TEAM ROCKET!

BROCK returns GEODUDE!

BROCK returns ZUBAT!

BROCK returns VULPIX!

brock! why did ya join 'em?

ya! why?

What? BROCK is evolving!

BROCK evolved into TR BROCK!

TR BROCK is renamed to BROCK!

what!?!?!

Enemy ASH is confused!

it hurt itself in its confusion!

NARRATOR says BATTLE ALREADY!!!

o ya... pikachu thundershock!

PIKACHU used THUNDERSHOCK!

PIKACHU THUNDERSHOCKed PUDDLE!

PSYDUCK is standing in PUDDLE!

PSYDUCK was electricuted!

its super effective!

PSYDUCK fainted!

return psyduck, go starmie

Enemy MISTY returned PSYDUCK!

Enemy MISTY sent out STARMIE!

weezing koff!

koff?

WEEZING used KOFF!

WEEZING KOFFed on STARMIE!

its super effective!

STARMIE fainted!

WEEZING gained 600 exp!

arbok bite!

ARBOK used BITE

ARBOK bit PIKACHU!

i wanna try somethin... weezing return, go me!

JAMES returned WEEZING!

JAMES sent out JAMES!

kool! me! rocket punch!

JAMES used ROCKET PUNCH!

JAMES PUNCHed ROCKETs at PIKACHU!

its super effective!

pikachu thundershock!

PIKACHU used THUNDERSHOCK!

PIKACHU THUNDERSHOCKed TREE 3!

TREE 3 was renamed to T3!

T3 fainted!

PIKACHU gained 300 exp!

arbok return, go me

JESSIE returned ARBOK!

JESSIE sent out JESSIE!

thundershock!

PIKACHU says its sick of listenin to a loser!

WHAT!?!?! pikachu! but your my pokémon

Enemy ASH is confused!

it hurt itself in its confusion!

PIKACHU says it doesnt care!

PIKACHU joined TEAM ROCKET!

Ally PIKACHU sends out PIKACHU!

go me!

Enemy ASH sends out ASH

PIKACHU used THUNDER!

PIKACHU THUNDERed PUDDLE!

Enemy ASH is standing in PUDDLE!

Enemy ASH was electricuted!

its super effective!

Enemy ASH fainted!

PUDDLE fainted!

PIKACHU gained 800 exp!

starmie return, go me

Enemy MISTY returned STARMIE!

Enemy MISTY sent out MISTY!

your gonna pay for what you did to ash!

ASH pays MISTY 5 yen!

mallet!

JESSIE used MALLET!

JESSIE's MALLET hit MISTY!

its super effective!

Enemy MISTY fainted!

TEAM ROCKET wins!

yay! we won!

we beat the twerps!

and pikachu is on our side!

dont forget about me!

SILENCE falls a few seconds!

where are we?

JAMES has short memory!

we are at shrine to team rocket... renamed to STTR

JESSIE is good!

TEAM ROCKET goes further into STTR!

not them agen...

Enemy BUTCH and CASSIDY appeared!

Jess... you were a little early...

i know that!

JESSIE hits JAMES with FAN!

we will beat you to the center to get whatever is there!

and we'll make sure of that

Enemy BUTCH and CASSIDY want to fight!

Enemy BUTCH sent out BUTCH!

Enemy CASSIDY sent out CASSIDY!

Ally PIKACHU sent out PIKACHU!

you people actually got pikachu on yer side???

Enemy BUTCH is confused!

it hurt itself in its confusion!

go me!

BROCK sent out BROCK

go me!

JAMES sends out JAMES!

go me!

JESSIE sends out JESSIE!

PIKACHU used THUNDERSHOCK!

PIKACHU THUNDERSHOCKed BUTCH!

its super effective!

Enemy BUTCH fainted!

Rocket punch

Enemy CASSIDY used ROCKET PUNCH!

Enemy CASSIDY PUNCHed a ROCKET at TREE 4!

TREE 4 is renamed to T4!

rocket punch

JAMES used ROCKET PUNCH!

JAMES PUNCHed a ROCKET at T4!

T4 fainted!

JAMES gains 500 exp!

uh... rock throw?

BROCK used ROCK THROW!

BROCK missed!

mallet of death!

JESSIE used MALLET OF DEATH!

JESSIE hits CASSIDY with DEATH's MALLET!

its super effective!

Enemy CASSIDY fainted!

TEAM ROCKET wins!

DEATH appears!

Jessie? can i have my mallet back?

NO YOU CANT!

thank you come again

DEATH runs away!

TEAM ROCKET wins!

TEAM ROCKET walks further into STTR!

i wonder whats at the center

i hope its a huge donut!

maybe its cash...

TEAM ROCKET runs into BIG GOLD DOOR!

BIG GOLD DOOR was renamed to BGD!

BGD is angry!

BGD wants to fight!

narrator... are you ok?

NARRATOR is NOT OK!

NARRATOR needs sleep badly!

well dat explains it...

go me

go me

go me

BROCK sends out BROCK!

JESSIE sends out JESSIE!

JAMES sends out JAMES!

PIKACHU sends out PIKACHU!

Enemy BGD sends out BGD!

i guess i'll help ya, go me

MEOWTH sent out MEOWTH!

MEOWTH grabbed WATER BUCKET!

spill it at da base of da door!

MEOWTH spilled WATER on floor near BGD!

PIKACHU used THUNDERSHOCK!

PIKACHU THUNDERSHOCKed PUDDLE 2!

its super effective!

BGD ran away!

lets go in

TEAM ROCKET goes in!

wow...

dats huge...

kool...

is that red and... gold?

TEAM ROCKET sees HUGE RED and GOLD R WITH GOLD PILED AT BASE!

HUGE RED and GOLD R WITH GOLD PILED AT BASE was renamed HRGRWGPAB!

NARRATOR says HUGE RED and GOLD R WITH GOLD PILED AT BASE has less syllables then HRGRWGPAB!
NARRATOR says the RENAME was POINTLESS!

PIKACHU says thanks NARRATOR!

TEAM ROCKET runs over to HRGRWGPAG!

think of all we could get!

DARK FIGURE appears on HRGRWGPAG!

DARK FIGURE was renamed DF!

whos there?

look! theres another 1! but flyin!

DARK FIGURE 2 appears next to DF!

DARK FIGURE 2 was renamed DF2!

DF jumps down!

DF2 flies down!

let me guess... you want to fight?

DF says no!

who are you???

DF reveals itself at MYAMOTO!

DF2 reveals itself as MEW!

MOM!

JESSIE recognizes MYAMOTO!

well i found mew... but where am i?

jessie? thats your mom?

MYAMOTO is in STTR!

yes it is

whats STTR?

dat means Shrine ta Team Rocket

wheres STTR?

STTR is in POKéBATTLE!

POKéBATTLES: A parody of the pokémon world

im very very confused... first i find mew next thing im here

MYAMOTO is confused!

it hurts itself in its confusion!

hey!

TEAM ROCKET and MYAMOTO are catching up on things!

MEW says look!

TEAM ROCKET and MYAMOTO ignores it!

TEAM ROCKET and MYAMOTO has been to preoccupied catching up on things to notice ROOM is melting away around them!

ROOM disappeared!

ack!

whats happenin???

TEAM ROCKET, MEW, and MYAMOTO are floating in an endless void!

i dont suppose you'd explain to me WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!?!

NARRATOR wouldnt!

why not?

NARRATOR is not allowed to interfere with peoples!

YOU ALREADY HAVE!

Thank you come again

HOLE appeared!

TEAM ROCKET, MYAMOTO, and MEW are being sucked towards HOLE!

help me!

TEAM ROCKET, MYAMOTO, and MEW land hard!

TEAM ROCKET, MYAMOTO, and MEW were returned to the pokeworld with no memory of what had happened!

but dont worry... they'll be back soon enough...

NARRATOR uses EVIL LAUGH FADE-OUT!