note: this is what you get when u get me hyper, bored, and tired, all at the same time... and i write somethin... and its named "New Arrivals" cuz its their first time here... dont understand? jus' read...
Charm/narrator
Jessie
James
Meowth
Butch
Cassidy
Ash
Misty
Brock
Myamoto
DEATH
CHARM is NARRATOR!
where are we?
TEAM ROCKET is in a POKéBATTLE!
wheres dat?
POKéBATTLE is uh... uh... i'll get bak ta ya on that one...
POKéBATTLE: A parody of the pokémon world.
TEAM ROCKET is WALKING!
of corse we are... see???
JAMES runs into TREE!
owie...
what did you do that for?
since when did trees put 'emselves in da middle of da road!?!
NARRATOR doesnt need to be TOLD see
Enemy TREE is angry!
Enemy TREE wants to fight!
but i wanna donut!
if JAMES wins JAMES gets a DONUT!
Enemy TREE sends out TREE!
go weezing!
go arbok!
JAMES sends out WEEZING!
JESSIE sends out ARBOK!
since when did trees fight?
JAMES is confused!
it hurt itself in its confusion!
owie! stop it!
WEEZING STOPS!
arbok poison sting!
ARBOK misses!
Enemy TREE uses BRANCH!
BRANCH hits ARBOK!
its not very effective...
smoke screen!
WEEZING uses SMOKE SCREEN
WEEZING creates a SCREEN of SMOKE!
Enemy TREE cant see!
YES!
JAMES cant see!
doh...
JESSIE cant see!
MEOWTH cant see!
ARBOK cant see!
WEEZING cant see!
arbok! bite the tree!
ARBOK used BITE!
ARBOK bit TREE 2!
TREE 2 is renamed to T2!
T2 fainted!
ARBOK gained 500 exp!
weezing *koffs a lot*
WEEZING KOFFED!
its super effective!
Enemy TREE fainted!
WEEZING gained 550 exp!
what about my donut?
JAMES gets a DONUT!
dat was stwange
lets go get that pikachu
TEAM ROCKET walks past LAKE!
we know already!
NARRATOR says the PEOPLE reading this doesnt!
people are reading this?
NARRATOR says yes!
Jessie! im confused!
JAMES is confused!
it hurt itself in its confusion!
owie! stop already!
TEAM ROCKET goes around SHRINE!
a shrine? ta what?
SHRINE is SHRINE TO TEAM ROCKET!
SHRINE TO TEAM ROCKET is renamed to STTR!
lets go in!
TEAM ROCKET goes in!
TEAM TWERP appears behind them!
huh?
TEAM ROCKET turns around!
oh no! its Team Rocket agen!
Prepare For Trouble!
Make it Double!
To Protect The World From Devastation!
To Unite All Peoples Within Out Nation!
To Denounce The Evils Of Truth And Love!
To Extend Our Reach To The Stars Above!
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket Blasts Off At The Speed Of Light!
Surrender Now Or Prepare To Fight!
Meowth! Dats Right!
NARRATOR applauds TEAM ROCKET!
tank yas
MEOWTH bows!
TEAM TWERP wants to fight!
go pikachu
go starmie
go onix
go weezing
go arbok
Enemy ASH sends out PIKACHU
what??? im not the bad guy!
Enemy ASH is confused!
it hurts itself in its confusion!
Enemy MISTY sends out STARMIE!
PSYDUCK comes out instead!
stupid psyduck...
Enemy BROCK sends out ONIX!
JAMES sent out WEEZING!
JESSIE sends out ARBOK!
ONIX joins TEAM ROCKET!
go geodude!
Enemy BROCK sends out GEODUDE!
GEODUDE joins TEAM ROCKET!
go zubat!
Enemy BROCK sends out ZUBAT!
ZUBAT joins TEAM ROCKET!
Enemy BROCK is frustrated!
go vulpix!
Enemy BROCK sends out VULPIX!
VULPIX joins TEAM ROCKET!
may as well join 'em... return geodude, zubat, vulpix
BROCK joins TEAM ROCKET!
BROCK returns GEODUDE!
BROCK returns ZUBAT!
BROCK returns VULPIX!
brock! why did ya join 'em?
ya! why?
What? BROCK is evolving!
BROCK evolved into TR BROCK!
TR BROCK is renamed to BROCK!
what!?!?!
Enemy ASH is confused!
it hurt itself in its confusion!
NARRATOR says BATTLE ALREADY!!!
o ya... pikachu thundershock!
PIKACHU used THUNDERSHOCK!
PIKACHU THUNDERSHOCKed PUDDLE!
PSYDUCK is standing in PUDDLE!
PSYDUCK was electricuted!
its super effective!
PSYDUCK fainted!
return psyduck, go starmie
Enemy MISTY returned PSYDUCK!
Enemy MISTY sent out STARMIE!
weezing koff!
koff?
WEEZING used KOFF!
WEEZING KOFFed on STARMIE!
its super effective!
STARMIE fainted!
WEEZING gained 600 exp!
arbok bite!
ARBOK used BITE
ARBOK bit PIKACHU!
i wanna try somethin... weezing return, go me!
JAMES returned WEEZING!
JAMES sent out JAMES!
kool! me! rocket punch!
JAMES used ROCKET PUNCH!
JAMES PUNCHed ROCKETs at PIKACHU!
its super effective!
pikachu thundershock!
PIKACHU used THUNDERSHOCK!
PIKACHU THUNDERSHOCKed TREE 3!
TREE 3 was renamed to T3!
T3 fainted!
PIKACHU gained 300 exp!
arbok return, go me
JESSIE returned ARBOK!
JESSIE sent out JESSIE!
thundershock!
PIKACHU says its sick of listenin to a loser!
WHAT!?!?! pikachu! but your my pokémon
Enemy ASH is confused!
it hurt itself in its confusion!
PIKACHU says it doesnt care!
PIKACHU joined TEAM ROCKET!
Ally PIKACHU sends out PIKACHU!
go me!
Enemy ASH sends out ASH
PIKACHU used THUNDER!
PIKACHU THUNDERed PUDDLE!
Enemy ASH is standing in PUDDLE!
Enemy ASH was electricuted!
its super effective!
Enemy ASH fainted!
PUDDLE fainted!
PIKACHU gained 800 exp!
starmie return, go me
Enemy MISTY returned STARMIE!
Enemy MISTY sent out MISTY!
your gonna pay for what you did to ash!
ASH pays MISTY 5 yen!
mallet!
JESSIE used MALLET!
JESSIE's MALLET hit MISTY!
its super effective!
Enemy MISTY fainted!
TEAM ROCKET wins!
yay! we won!
we beat the twerps!
and pikachu is on our side!
dont forget about me!
SILENCE falls a few seconds!
where are we?
JAMES has short memory!
we are at shrine to team rocket... renamed to STTR
JESSIE is good!
TEAM ROCKET goes further into STTR!
not them agen...
Enemy BUTCH and CASSIDY appeared!
Jess... you were a little early...
i know that!
JESSIE hits JAMES with FAN!
we will beat you to the center to get whatever is there!
